Saturday, 29 May 2010

Creatively Written...

... I got an award!! It is a special award and here is the blurb that goes with it:

1 Express gratitude to the blogger who bestowed the award unto you... Copious, grovelling …I am not worthy… SO - many many many thanks to the lovely & incredibly talented Darcy

2 Display the picture on your blog proudly.

3 Be nice and provide a link to the person who gave it to you.

Find DARCY's blog HERE

4 Tell up to six outrageous lies about yourself, and at least one outrageous truth, or switch it around and tell six outrageous truths and one outrageous lie. I'm not telling which is which :)

5 Nominate seven creative writers who might be into doing this. I am passing this one on to Bloggers who make me smile, laugh, emote in some way or another... basically, talented girlies whom I admire *not in a lezzy way though PMSL* :O))

6 Post links to the seven blogs you nominate and let the owners of those blogs know:

So here are my Lies &/OR Truths....

1) I once got into the Final of a talent competition but was pipped to the post by a Little Jimmy Krankie impersonator - my act was Fire Eating and singing Amazing Grace at the same time.

2) When I was at school I once climbed onto the top of the Gymnasium for a bet, the school bell rang and all my friends ran off back to class and left me up there. Then they forgot I was up there at home time and left me there all night in the freezing cold. I had nothing to eat or drink with me, so I had to take rainwater from a gutter and eat moss and spiders.

3) I once drove Tony Blair (when he was the Prime Minister) from Nottingham to London. He came to say thank you to me at the end of the trip. I didn't shake his hand though.(PMSL)

4) I have an IQ of 158 and am a member of Mensa.

5) When I was in my last year at school, I was bitten by a weird bug and my left arm swelled up to the size of a tree trunk and I was hospitalized for 3 weeks. The bug got away and no one ever really knew exactly what it was but the Dr's took some of my blood and made an anti-venom in case it ever happened again to anyone else. To this day, over 2 people have been saved because of my bravery.

6) I hold a full HGV driving licence, a full PCV driving licence, a full Motorbike licence and not only can I drive big lorries and buses, I also have a small aircraft Pilots Licence too.. all that on top of being a train driver.

RIGHT! Whatcha fink then peeps? Am I a total big nosed liar.. or is there an element of truth in each statement...or are they all TRUE!!!!

I hereby nominate the following peeps and again, say a hugely grovelling and muchly appreciated thank you to Darcy :O))








That's all folks :O))


craftimamma said...

You always make me chuckle Hels and I wouldn't say you're an out and out fibber 'cos I reckon there's an element of truth in all of those facts.

Lesley Xx

Helen said...

Why, I believe all of them obviously!
Thanks for passing this on to me - I will give it some thought...

Linda Cain said...

Oh, you're REALLY always make me smile, but this was over the top!


* Shaz * said...

i don't think any of them are lies they sound about right for you.. always getting in a mucking fuddle lol thanks for the award xx

Nicks said...

obviously the god's honest truth, after all who else could Fire Fat ?

Anonymous said...

Lol! Thanks Hels! Mensa eh?! xx

Darcy said...

I really,really WANT them all to be true!

Kathy Eddy said...

I have to say that I believe they are all true.

Wendy said...

Well, true or false..........hmmmmmm let me think about this for a bit LOL

Wendy said...

I thinked about it..........and I thinked whatever it is you are FABULOUS x

Gerrie Johnnic said...

I do believe that each and everyone of your naughty facts are true, and all the rest, just made me PIMP! Thanks GF, I too shall have to think about this, a lot, cos I never ever tell a lie, ever!

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